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[Feb. 29th, 2004|04:34 am] |
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| | Led Zeppelin - Trampled Underfoot | ] |
hmmmmm, mummi & daddi wwent awaye the uther nighte, forr aaaaaages. I thourte, grate! summ prievat funn time. but... thaey shutt my dor and ternd evrything offf and made evrything "safe" forr me. made evrything BORING I saye. I wos gladd to see themm when theye came home thoughe. I giv themm kisses, they giv me dinner. its a goode arrangment. yesterdaye I hadd anotherr huuge mousiee fighte with daddi. I hadd to showe off my teeth and my mussclles in frunt ov summ humins, you knowe jusst in case they gott aeny ideas.
allso I hav discoverrd cheez and led zeppelin. I musst go and update my inerrsts |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2004|01:15 am] |
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| | exhausted | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Twink - Do You Hear The Frog? | ] |
Wot a daay I hav hadd. Its been crazy here. ferst there woz vacuemm... umm... floor cleaning. I hate that lowd monsterr thing. and then tonite I had thiss huege battel with mummi and daddi and the fake mouse. it lasted forr howers. I thinck I wunn but I am sooo tired now I mighte evenn gett intoo the bedd with mummi. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2004|02:20 am] |
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| | the birthday party - release the bats (BITE!) | ] |
Okae, thats it. the invasion forss must be eatten. I see them scurrying along the walls, them big mice. huge mice like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big. bigger. they tell me not to eat them tho. I am so grumpy. wunns the daddi and mummi arr a sleep I start to clime up the walls to get a taste and then I am cort. daddi takes me away with him and saes I am bad and I wil wake mummi up. I make things veri difficult for him, espeshally for his legs. Iff I cant eat sum huge mice then daddis leg will do untill later. You kant stae a wake for evar daddi. |
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| My fairi name |
[Feb. 17th, 2004|06:06 am] |
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| |  grumpy | ] |
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| | sum mary plopins rubish | ] |
~ * Your Magic Fairy's Name * ~
Your fairy is called Thorn Rainbowglow
She is a fortune bringer
She lives in brambles and blackberry bushes
She is only seen in the light of a full moon
Wot iz all dis *she* ? I aks you? I iz a maaan! I like deh thorns bit thow, yehhh but not teh rainbowsglow. The bit about that I liv in blackberri bushes iz troo adn I jump out at peple and kill them. Dhis iz teh fortune wot I bring from my teeff.
My latest news ix thatt mummi iz woching mary poppinz agen. I gess I wil haff to kil her soon |
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| Welkom |
[Feb. 16th, 2004|07:37 pm] |
Iff yoo are reeding this then that meens yoo hav found my new jernel.
Well, my life has been intrestin lately.
Last week the humins around the palce wer doing the shouting wiv sum uther humins quite a bit. It made me angry so I tell them all "shut up or I'll bite you throogh" so they shut up and then I bit them anyway. There is 1 extra dredful man that I scrachet his eiyes out and then I ate them and then I cofft them back up in his fase. So I'm glad that is all over. I savd mummi and daddi and they kisst me so much and hugged me and gave me all the fish at wunse. I bit them sum mor.
Mummi and Daddi brang me home a new bedroom the uther day in the back of a car. It iz all wood and warm and safe and the comfort. It has quite the small flor area but it haz a very hi roof and 2 dors that I can shut when daddi and mummi annoy me. I luv it and now espeshally becoz I put my kwilt in there and sum ov mummis shoos.
Also I hav been discuvering the baritone muzics. I go up into daddis room and makes him play them for me so I can hav the blis and relasx. My favrit one iz brendan perry. he iz the best singa. Sumtimes daddi dusent put the baritones on so I bites him until he does.
Well I am going to find sum frends now. Frends that I can abuze and tortuer and disterb. |
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